Del Taco Vs Taco Bell

My dreams aren't as fun as my last one. Take last night for example:I was a police officer in line at a Del Taco discussing the fundamental differences of the pseudo Tex-Mex menu with that of its rival, Taco Bell with the cashier and other guy waiting in line. The guy appeared to not know--but then again I was carrying a gun (and I think at one point I may have waved it around) so why wouldn't he feign attention?

I don't think I ever got my order of chicken soft tacos...