In an effort to avoid clichés, I will not be mentioning anything in regards to not posting in over a year.But seeing as I have already broken that personal goal by the previous sentence alone... Allow the following explanation to my whereabouts:
I was swallowed by a whale. I still currently reside in said whale.
His kidneys have free WiFi available (hence the internet access).
So you know, not all is lost.
So you know, not all is lost.
